Disillusioned by the world of online dating, inspired woman needs to help a guy out...and not in that way. Okay , maybe in that way. But first....

Ten Commandments (or Rules or Tips or No-Nos ) for Men Regarding Photos for
Online Dating Sites so as to NOT Look Like a Douchebag

(Now I’ll try to make the content longer than the title.)

(…and that sentence combined….)

(That one too.)

1. Thou shall NOT have only photos of thyself wearing sunglasses AND if thou have a photo of thyself wearing sunglasses it shall NOT be the default or main photo

2. Thou shall NOT post shirtless photos UNLESS thou are surrounded or near a body of water in said photo

3. Thou shall have at least ONE photo of thyself smiling

4. Thou shall NOT pucker lips in any photo…ever

5. Thou shall NOT post photos of thyself taken in a restroom mirror (or any other mirror) with a camera phone

6. Thou shall NOT post photos of thyself at bars and clubs only

7. If thou hast a ‘chin strap beard’ thou shall shave it immediately prior to taking and posting photo

8. Thou must NOT post photos of thine pets or adorable children in hopes of scoring more easily

9. Thou shall NOT post a photo of thine car

10. Thou shall NOT post self portraits taken with phone while driving or sitting in car....especially not side view/profile photos




I have spoken.